I Don't Care

I recently started The Sherlockian. It started super slow but it has begun to pick up. It’s not great, but it isn’t a terrible book. It seems slow to me because I watch the TV show and that is a lot better than the book. The reason I’m reading it is because I have to read a mystery book for best sellers. This book though, seems to be a complete waste of my time so I will probably just watch a lot of Sherlock Holmes movies and hope that prepares me for whatever is thrown my way. I might try reading the original Sherlock Holmes books and see if those are any better. If they aren’t I’m not sure what I will read. Probably go to the book store and pick something random and hope it’s good because if it’s not I’m going to burn it because no one else should have to waste their valuable first world time because we could totally be texting our BFF’s or tweeting to all of our adoring followers, who we barely know or we think they love us but actually they would cry tears of joy if you would just shut up and stop complaining and crapping out your mouth, because no one actually cares about you getting more ratchet highlights or going to the tanning bed #Bronzelife or that you "slay bitties day&night" or how they made your Starbucks Frappuccino wrong because they put 5 swirls of caramel instead of 3 and you yell at them because you are trying to "watch your figure" and if that's the case,you should try a nice salad not a FRAPPUCCINO YOU IDIOT!!Or maybe you have a TINY stain on your $120 UGG boots so you will just throw them away and scream and shout and pound your fist like baby until your parents buy you a new pair! And if I have to hear one more time about your last “touchdown” “basket” or other unit used to measure accumulative points that you saw on ESPN last night, I’m going to grab their IPhone and throw it on the ground then tell them that you aren’t supposed to put on all 64 colors of Crayola on your face at once and when their skin looks like an orange, and that they don’t look good so they can go back to Wonka Land because no one actually cares here in the real world where a real problem is when people are DYING, so open your eyes because the fact that you mom said you had to get off your butt and you couldn't stay up to 3 A.M. play COD so you raged isn't an actual problem. So I sit here in front of my laptop with all of this in my head, trying to decipher what the H@ll everyone and their crazed suburban driving mom is thinking when they make life decisions…so maybe I will read the Sherlock Holmes book and learn something and use my imagination or

see if I can learn a thing or two about life and solving mysteries.